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Of Robin McKinley and Pegasus

This evening I had a dreadful shock.

It was during that breath-snatching, heart-freezing, brain-missing moment  that book lovers will recognize when you’ve reached the end of a long and glorious novel, only to realize that it is indeed the end–no really, it’s the end–and you  were finally getting those vital questions answered only to have a billion more left unanswered and it makes you shout to the sky (or the ceiling of your fifteen passenger van) “It’s OVER? How can he/she do this to me!?!?!”

Robin McKinley did that to me.

I suppose I should write a review of Pegasus rather than just rant in caps and italics being that I need to leave one for my Shelfari account.

Well… here goes.

Quite simply put, Pegasus is about the friendship between a young princess and her pegasus. I admit that one-line summary conjures images of magical ponies prancing on rainbows with vibrant colored sparkles in their manes; something akin to a Barbie film you get caught watching as intently as your little sisters if only because you can’t look away. But I know Robin McKinley’s books and I know she’s a brilliant writer. Thus, I did not pass by the opportunity to read something new of hers. She’s proven time and time again that a true master of words can make anything feel as real as it is remarkable so that it wouldn’t matter if the story was one of flying ponies that sneezed clouds, so long as the storyteller was gifted. Gifted, by the by, seems too mundane a word to use in regards to Robin McKinley, but it’s nearer what I mean than any other word in my head, so there it is.

Pegasus is wonderful. Again, the English language fails me, because wonderful isn’t strong enough a term to describe how I adored this book.

The best thing about McKinley–which I’m discovering is the very thing I struggle most with in my own writing–is that she gives the reader the benefit of the doubt. She draws you into the story and paints a world with the most lovely descriptions, but never with a sense of dumbing down. She never spoon feeds the reader with unnecessary reiteration that so often makes one feel as if reading about strangers. When something is repeated, it’s simply that important, and you feel the weight of a monumental thing.

While giving us a look at these entirely new worlds; this impossible collection of creatures, families, and kingdoms; the rise and fall of social standards and political intrigues, she does so in a way that is natural and confident. You don’t stop to question the impossibility of feathered horses that can sculpt and plait and fly. They simply are. While wrapped in the fantastic cocoon of McKinley’s making, the pegasi are no more impossible than true love. And yet they are that impossible, and wondrous as well. Her characters–or the characters that chose her–don’t litter the pages with justification for their thoughts or deeds. We see it all through the world around them that McKinley so vividly maps out. She knows that we will remember, and understand.

A less seasoned author would be tempted to bore us with too much explanation. Robin McKinley does it just right. Even the romance–if it can be called that–forgive my cheap words–is a subtle undercurrent in the story. In fact, I’m convinced I only picked up on it so early in the narrative because I’m a hopeless person when it comes to hints of romance, and each of the princess’s encounters with a human male made me hope he was ‘the one.’ (Unless this whole ‘romance’ angle is entirely made up in my mind because I’m really that hopeless. In which case, I apologize. While holding fast to the belief that there is, indeed, a romance.) But even my distracted nature couldn’t keep me from enjoying what this book is essentially about.

And suddenly with that thought, I’m overwhelmed with the idea of having to put down the essential theme. Picking one would only rob it of the rest. You’ll just have to read it yourself and know that way.

I must warn the impatient reader, for they may have trouble. McKinley’s novels are not to be scuttled through like the absent-minded skimming of a TV guide. Nay, they are to be savored– rather, absorbed. In an age of instant dinners and speed texts, I find it refreshing to sit down after work with a piece of real literary achievement and lose myself to the fantasy world Robin McKinley chose to share.

My only complaint is that the book ended. And not only that it ended, but at just such a moment when everything in Princess Sylvi’s world was crumbling apart. It was wretchedly cruel, and yet I can’t blame my favorite author for doing what the story compelled her to do.

If only the sequel will compel her to write extremely fast. :)

-x-

Now I’m off to try finishing this story for Mara’s Challenge. Wish me luck, duckies!

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Friday Night YouTube

Usually I cheat and say it’s still Thursday since I haven’t gone to sleep yet, but because I want it to be Friday this time, I’m posting now and saying it counts. I have a busy weekend ahead of me with work, watching Game of Thrones, consuming Kahlua cake, and going to a Renaissance Faire, so here you go, lovelies. :)

Lazy Town

YAY IT’S LAZY TOWN! :P And yes, I’m a creepy person who always wanted Sporticus and Stephanie to be a couple. GASP!! I should look up fan fiction! :P Also, take note that these are some of the only “fake people” I’ve ever watched. Never saw more than one episode of Mr. Rogers because the puppets scared me half to death.

Swan Princess

Back in the day, this was the most beautiful love story I’d ever seen. I mean… of course it still is! Don’t know what I was thinking, speaking in past tense. ;) Sometimes I scare my coworkers because they’ll mention some obscure animated film and I’ll sing the entire theme song to it. Hehe. I know all the songs to Swan Princess. *proud grin* :D

Mr. Blue Sky – Duncan James Ice Dances

Okay, this is too good to pass up. Duncan James, British pop star (why yes, I purchased his music) ice dances to a favourite song of mine. E.L.O was/is a huge part of my life. Dad always played their albums in the car during road trips (the only “secular” music he listens to) and I love them quite muchly. :) And I also LOVE ice dancing! So it’s a win-win-win! Hee.

Go to 1:45 on the video if you want to skip to the dancing. But you might as well have a taste of the accent while you’re watching, eh? ;)

And in case you missed that, I love, love, love, love, love this song! It fills me with squee.

Daydreams

Because I secretly want a guy who will frolic on the beach with me and wear goofy penguin hats. Oh, did I say secretly? Yeah, that’s so not a secret. :P Buuuut… he needs a haircut.

Of course I couldn’t pass this one up….

La-La-Love

For original song, go here.

Cat Plays I Spy

Lois and Clark

Yay, Mum and I are on Season 2!! BUT NO YAY FOR FAKE JIMMY!! *weeps* I miss old Jimmy. :(

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Post of Quirks

I was doing something weird in the kitchen last night* (nothing like that; it had to do with English muffins–which is not a euphemism, either) and I thought, “I wonder how many quirks I have. And I wonder how many people do similar things.”

It feels a bit self-absorbed to make a post entirely devoted to my own strange ways, but maybe I can justify it with the thought that some equally odd people will see how weird I am and say, “I’M NOT ALONE!” Also, all those boring normal people out there can be jealous glad that they’re not more like us weird ones. ;)

To begin, here are some peeves. I don’t like saying “pet” peeve because a pet is something you canoodle and care for and appreciate. A peeve is an annoying nuisance that you’d quit if you could (because it’s often irrational) but you can’t, so you keep it.

As you can see, mental stability runs in the family.

  1. Sameness of Order
    When a couple comes to the cafe and they both order the exact same thing, it really, really bugs me. Seriously, I will assume there’s oppression going on. I always look suspiciously from the wife to the husband, wondering which one holds the gun in the relationship. Yes. I’m that close-minded that I don’t believe anyone in their right mind would willingly order the exact same thing as their partner. Especially when it’s something like a half Med Veggie and a cup of black bean soup with a whole grain baguette.
    Customer: And the same for me, please.
    Me: *incredulous* The exact same?
    Customer: Yes.
    Me: *suspicious glances* Oookaaay…
    My only hope is when they bring their child with them and he/she orders something different. I really felt like crying for joy when the last order of three older sisters broke the pattern.
  2. Feet UN-fetish
    No one touches my feet. I have kicked people in the face for threatening my feet. I have twice enjoyed foot massages, but one was by a professional, (a professional pedicurist, you gutter rats!) and one was when Europe would have killed me dead had foot rubs not been initiated by the girls who were bunking together.
  3. Open Door Syndrome
    I do not have an open door policy. Certainly not a literal one. People shouldn’t stand in doorways with doors open, either. Come in or stay out. Make up your mind and. Shut. The. Door. I really love our office in Panera. The door is always closed.
  4. Yogurt Floaties
    Dear coworkers: I love you. I really do. Well, depending on who you are… I love most of you. :P But please stop putting the yogurt scooper in the water basin BEFORE you rinse it in the sink! It takes about five seconds or less to make sure those horrible floaties don’t haunt the top of my the barista basin. :(
  5. Change is Bad Except When it’s Good
    When my pen is not in use, it’s on my apron string. The ice pitcher is always on top of the ice chest. The chalk marker… it could be anywhere, and that is part of its consistency; being inconsistent. :P But really, I do not like change. I’m sure plenty of other people resist change, but I have an odd way of loathing the very thought of change… and then quickly adapting. I adapt like… *snaps fingers* So it’s very confusing being me when a lot of changes go on in my life. Changes Iiii did not initiate nor approve, I should say. It makes me nervous just thinking about change.
  6. Say Goodbye. “I SAID SAY GOODBYE, FOOLS!!
    I hate it when people leave and don’t say goodbye. Even if they’re just leaving church, or leaving a party, or leaving work for the day. I need that closure! What if it’s the last time we ever see each other and we never had a proper goodbye!? Some people hate saying goodbye–I hate not saying goodbye. That last line in caps was in reference to a funny thing a coworker did when her goodbye went unheard by two managers. She turned around and with a total anime expression yelled, “I SAID GOODBYE, FOOLS!” Aaah, Haley. Gotta love her. <3

Now some weird things I just do.

  1. English Muffin Conflict
    I can never decide what tastes better: an English muffin with just butter, or one with butter and jam. So I always butter each half and only put jam on one side. Then I alternate bites so I get my pure, lathered in butter muffin and my slightly fruity sweetened and buttered muffin in the same sitting.
  2. Read, Not Reply
    I’m really bad for doing this, but I read pretty much all my messages, comments, etc, right away. They’re never unread for longer than the length of my work shift. (Even less if it’s a Facebook comment that sends updates to my phone.) But I hardly ever reply right away. Or within a day. Or a week. Some messages sit for months. I know. I’m a selfish word horder.

So I don’t know what all this makes me. Slightly OCD? Severely ADD? Whatever. I’ll take pills if they taste like chocolate and make me act like I’m on a caffeine high! :D

*It was no longer last night since I started this post weeks ago.

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Stupid On Purpose

When I’m feeling petulant or a dangerous combination of hyper and bored, I make people explain things they don’t have to. I pretend the obvious is not obvious. Why? Because it amuses me.

It causes conversations like this to occur:

Bro#1: *playing the Wii* Dogfight!!
Bro#2: No, not dogfight mode!
Me: That’s right. No dogfights. Dog fighting is illegal, not to mention cruel.
Bro#1: No, we mean dogfight in planes.
Me: Dogs can’t fly planes. That is also illegal and very dangerous.

No one laughs–except for me–because it isn’t that funny. And yet, I am amused and I continue to do it.

Jonathan: Toss me the ketchup.
Me: *literally tosses it*
Jonathan: What are you doing??
Me: Exactly what you told me to.

Mum: *with a rebellious son* Preston, you are not allowed to do this every Sunday!!
Me: Can he do it every other Sunday?

When I was in Europe my parents kept in contact through an international phone mom set up for me. When the hectic rush of touring kept me from communicating as often as they would have liked, mum made sure to prod me a bit.

Mumsie: Haven’t heard from you in a while. Please text.
Me: (At 4:00 AM their time) Hi. I’m on a bus.

And yes, I knew it was 4 in the morning their time. I’m a horrible daughter sometimes. It’s a wonder they still love me.

But now it’s my work mates that have to deal with my purposeful stupidity.

Coworker: Hot racks! Hot racks! Coming through! Hot racks!
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! AAAAAAAAHH!!!

Dave: *pointing to dirty floor* What’s this?
Me: That’s a dirty floor, Dave.

Haley: Do you have a pen?
Me: Yes.
Haley: … Do you have a pen I can use?
Me: Yes.
Haley: … May I use it?
Me: Yes.
Haley: Now!?
Me: Of course! Why didn’t you just ask?

Most of my coworkers already know about the fateful audit day. But I might as well repeat the conversation here as well. It’s become legendary. And this touches on the borders of actual stupidity, so have fun with it. :P

Audit Guy: Where’s the emergency meeting point?
Me: Outside.
My Boss: What’s outside?
Me: The parking lot.
My Boss: And what’s past the parking lot?
Me: The… horizon!

Yep! All my fellow associates should know, if the building catches fire they can meet me at the horizon.

But it really doesn’t help when you have equally silly coworkers.

Matt: So, Bethany, what’s the hardest drink to make?
Sean: Your mom’s the hardest drink to make!
Me: You’re the hardest drink to make.
Sean: Seriously, Matt, those drinks, they’re all the same.
Me: YOU’RE all the same!! *huffs* Men.

And just to top it all off, an episode from roughly twenty minutes ago at the dinner table…

Fortune Cookie: A wish will be granted after a long delay.
Me: *long pause* …. HEY GUYS, I’M GETTING MARRIED!!!

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On a Desert Island

When I get lazy I do surveys.

That’s a poor excuse. I do these for fun whether I’m lazy or not. :P

If You Were Stranded…

I think the rules are pretty self-explanatory so I feel no need to post any.

DVD: Lord of the Rings
I count the extended boxed set of the trilogy to be a “DVD.” It’s only fair. If I have to choose just one, I’d take The Fellowship of the Ring. Not sure why. Probably because I like beginnings. And Sean Bean. :)

TV Series Box Set: Teen Titans
I do love my crime dramas, (Psych, Bones, Criminal Minds…) but Teen Titans can be watched over and over and still hold the same joy as the first time around. Also, it wouldn’t make me paranoid to be alone in the dark on my island. :P

CD: Phantom of the Opera [Extended 2 Disc Soundtrack]
Since I suppose making a mix CD would be cheating. But if not, it would be part Broadway musical, part 80′s music, and part classical. With a bit of country.

Book: Chalice
Robin McKinley needs to publish a “Complete Works” edition, because choosing between Chalice and Sunshine is like choosing between your thumb and your ring finger.

Song: I See The Light -Tangled
My favorite song changes every other day pretty much, but since I used up my only movie to bring, I need this song to play the best scene over and over in my head. :)

Board game: Risk
Because if I’m playing by myself, I want something that can be used creatively while solo. (Is there a dinosaur version of Risk? That would be awesome.) And maybe I’d actually master the real rules in the meantime.

Drink: Horizon Chocolate Milk
This is assuming I have clean drinking water. Hm. Maybe assuming things is bad. Well, this is all hypothetical, so I’ll leave it be. :P These things are my drug. I would use them sparingly, even if I had an endless supply. I’d use them as self motivational tools and rewards for things like building a shelter and killing the giant bug I found in my shelter.

Electronic: Laptop
Even if I don’t get internet, at least I can type my stories. And all my music is on here, as are a few downloaded movies, so what do you have to say now, previous questions!? HAH!

Beauty Item: Razor
So I don’t become Dr. Zira.

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