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The Morning Edition

I promised Timlet that the next piece I posted on my blog would be this. So it’s thanks to his wheedling promises out of me that you’re reading it now. :)

Gracious! It’s been forever and a day since I posted anything from the writing world! I think the last writing snippet I put here was The Bride Exchange. That was in… September! Of last year! Oh my. I am so sorry, you guys! I really need to get back in the groove!

Ah! But before we begin, a little note from the author. (That’s me. *wink*) I’m not sure where this story came from. It was one of those that popped into my head as dialogue, and basically wrote itself as soon as I put the fingers to the keyboard. So that’s it. No explanation, really. Hope you enjoy!

Morning Tea

The Morning Edition

“What is this drivel?”

Henry Reid held out the article of disturbance and none-too-gently dropped it beside his wife’s favourite teacup.

“Oh,” she exclaimed, “the papers arrived!”

“Have you read it?”

“No, but… I didn’t think it necessary seeing that I was present.” She rejected the newspaper in favour of her creamed tea.

“What have you done?” he demanded with perfect coldness.

The greater portion of a painted rose hid beneath her lip as she paused before sipping. “What do you mean?”

Seeing as she would rather search his eyes than the tangible evidence in the papers, he took it up again and read aloud.

“’The captain’s wife sits cool and collected, answering all questions as if she were born to deal with the pressures of political debate. Everything is answered in lucid, concise phrases, and she hardly misses a beat when drilled on her husband’s career. His decision to vote against the Danforth Alliance, his stance on the provincial famine, and his plans to stifle the riots in Lowery are defended with expert reasoning, proving Lady Reid to be as informed as she is beautiful. However, one line from our examiner causes hesitation and seems to still the lady’s tongue. She falters and takes a moment to study her fingers before answering.

“Your husband must love you a great deal.”

“He is the most faithful and devoted husband a woman could ask for.” Her head ducks as if revealing only a half-truth.

‘It is obvious Lady Reid is enamored with the powerful man she wed only last summer in his private villa. But her answer mystifies. Is Captain Reid cold as he is ambitious? If his own wife doubts the return of his affections, what can be said for his policies?’

“What is the meaning of this?”

Frowning, Lady Reid adjusted the lace cuff on her sleeve. “Is it not… discreet?”

“Discreet is not the issue! I have never read a more appalling account of myself. Not even Bixley is this bad! I had not expected it of you, my dear.”

Tears nettled her eyes as she struggled to understand. “You said to be aloof in my answers.”

“Yes, but not to the detriment of my character! Your lack of… of warmth at her implication has painted me as a regular villain! This is too bad, Gemma. It is really too bad.”

“I thought you wished me to shy away from subjects that could turn sensational. You told me to be careful and I have!” Her tearful eyes turned pleading upon him.

“Careful, yes! So careful that you cannot honestly answer whether I love you. Do you not understand? It’s not a scandal I am afraid of at this moment. It is the manner of your opinion. Is this what you truly think of me?”

“I have never doubted your love,” she murmured, on the verge of earnest crying.

His next words were strained. “This suggests otherwise.”

“I am truly sorry, Henry. I thought this is what you wanted.”

“No.” He abruptly knelt and took her hands in his. “No more apologies from you. It is my own folly in not being clear. When I said to use discretion I mean you shouldn’t tightrope walk over the city in nothing but your bloomers, or take it upon yourself to greet all my officers in the same manner you greet me each evening.”

“I hate heights,” she sniffled.

“Yes, I know as much. But you do not hate my officers…”

She made the effort to laugh a little.

Growing serious again he held up the offending paper, “This hurts me, my darling. It shows me what a selfish ogre I’ve been. Are you really so unsure of my affections? Do I provide so little in the way of proof?”

“I didn’t want…” she threw her arms around his neck, “Oh, Henry, I know that you love me.”

“But do you know why I love you?” he said, pulling her away to look into the depths of her fair, blue eyes, “I love you for your audacity; your blaring, opposite opinions put in cruel eloquence; your ability to frighten me into seeing the worst of myself and forcing me to quit my destructive indulgences. I love you for the passion you reserve for mountain air and that unreasonable, absurd fondness you have for the cut of my face. I love you because I know you, and though it is in your nature to spit darts of sheer verbal outrage at my attackers, you—beautiful, charming actress that you are, combat them with a simple elegance that could never be matched. I see none of that here,” his finger smacked against the paper, “In reading it I envision a broken woman stifled by an ambitious master, unaware of just how desperately her husband loves her.” By the end of his outburst, his tone had turned pleading.

Gemma encircled his waist with her arms, pulling him tight against her. He grasped her face within his hands and kissed her soundly on the mouth.

“Come here, my foreign princess.”

“Foreign? We speak the same language,” she smiled.

“Do we? Sometimes I wonder.”

 

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A Lesson on Marriageability

Last night I dreamed I was engaged. Then he broke it off because I made a negative comment about his driving. I believe my exact words were, “Wasn’t that a stop sign?” Of course, I was clutching the seat and my eyes were bulging as I killed our love with those words, but still. The message is clear. If you want to keep your man, do not remark on his driving in anything less than a sincerely complimentary tone.

That was a lesson for you ladies.

Now, for the gentlemen. I will use an example from work.

Male Employee #1: Sees me carrying a busing bin to the kitchen with something like double my own weight in ceramic dishes, trays, and silver wear. Watches as I precariously try to balance half of the bin’s weight on the counter in order to push aside lids and plastic things to fit said bin on said counter, praying every moment that I don’t pull a muscle in my neck or back. With me still huffing and panting from the backbreaking work I accomplished, Male Employee #1 stares at the loads of dirty eating implements and merely says, “Wow. That’s a lot of dishes.”

Male Employee #2: Sees me carrying a busing bin to the kitchen with a few large bowls in it. Says, “Oh, princess!” and rushes forward before I make it across the BOH line, taking the bin from my hands and placing it on the counter for me. Then proceeds to thank me for bringing the dishes back to him and declares that I am the best.

Note to men seeking girlfriends, wives, or desirous to keep female relatives in good humour. Don’t be a Man Fail. Be a Male Employee #2.

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All about shoes! …or is it?

Blog Response To: Finding the Right Shoe

Read that post by my friend (it’s really quite good) and then come back here to read my response under the butterfly. I was going to post this as a single comment, but it kind of got carried away–as my comments tend to do.

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Questions:

What if you think the shoe fits perfectly but you can’t afford it? Does that mean it’s not the right shoe after all, or do you wait until you can afford the shoe?

What if you’re missing out on a great pair of practical shoes because you’re saving for what you think are the perfect pair, but you know you’ll never deserve/afford them?

Or what if it’s not a matter of affordability, but maybe the salesman won’t let you try it on? Or what if he lets you try it on and it seems to fit just right, but after five minutes he shoves them up on a too-high shelf and says not another word about them? And maybe you rack your brains as to how you can get that shoe, and you plead and beg with the salesman to get it down for you, but he won’t, and when you finally find a ladder and have the guts to reach for it regardless of your fear of heights you realize the shoe itself is very unclear about its intentions. What then? Do you keep reaching for the shoe or get down from the ladder before you fall and break your neck?

How many pairs of shoes is one expected to try on (try on, not purchase) before finding the right fit?

How often do we try to get the shoe ourselves without asking the salesman for any help first and we end up hurting ourselves and damaging the shoe because we weren’t patient enough to wait for him to finish with another customer?

Which brings to mind another question. Why are all the good shoes either too expensive or sold out?

It’s a little bit different for a girl with old fashioned (anti-feminist) standards to be “shoe shopping.” We have to wait for the right shoe brand to find us. We can window shop and dream about the blessed day we find our perfect shoe, but ultimately the shoe gets to choose to edge its way off the shelf and into our awaiting hands. (Though I’m in no way denying the power of rejection.)

And people who have shoes should be more grateful that at least they’re not wandering around barefoot. Except… I rather enjoy being barefoot most times. :) That analogy went a’wandrin’!

And yeah; the salesman should definitely be consulted before purchase. Because the salesman hates returns.

Malachi 2:16

This rambling response is through.

G’night!

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iWrite …or do I?

Came home from church. Am in love with new fingerless gloves. Took some superhero pose pictures with terrible lighting and no background to speak of just for the fun of it. These gloves make my hands look pretty. They also make me feel powerful… and creative.

Sat down to write!! Hello, documents! It’s been so long!

Had every intention of writing pages upon pages of my fantasy novel, but decided to transfer written notes of a one-shot into its appropriate document instead. Got distracted with the one-shot.

This makes me giggle… (And yes, I wrote it. I’m quite fond of how it’s going. It has not been altered or edited from its original form, so mistakes are sure to be present.)

His betrothed was dancing the minuet with the precision and emotion of a pendulum. Right on cue, as always. Dancing with each political figure as was expected for just the amount of time that was deemed appropriate; no more, no less. She smiled at every jest and frowned on each shared misfortune. How it irritated Torin. He hadn’t ordered a puppet to dance about on a string. He hadn’t ordered a wife, either, but it seemed he was to have one.


And then, of course, I come here to post about being distracted instead of writing. I’m so pathetic.

Alright, back to work! I love being a writer!

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Dear Future Person of Mine

Letter Challenge Day Fifteen – The Person You Miss the Most

Dear Future of Mine,

You may ask how I can miss someone I don’t know. The answer is in the question. I don’t know. It’s kind of like saying, “I miss the nineteenth century.” Sure, I’ve never actually been to the nineteenth century, but knowing it was there once and that others had it makes me feel like I missed out in certain ways. (*cough*Bustles*cough*)

See the delightful poof on the back? That's a bustle. Love it. Now.

I do know that sometimes I feel as if a big part of me is missing. Like the greatest adventure of my life will be knowing you’re the one and being able to finish planning my life accordingly. Sometimes I admit to myself I’m selfish for feeling like I miss you. I have eleven immediate family members who all love me considerably, I’ve got the most amazing friends both near and far…

Neeaaah… faaaah… whereeeever yooou aaah!

[Spoiler Alert!! Crackah Jack and Jack die. Water freeze them dead.]

…and I already possess the ultimate love from my Lord and Savior. You’d think that would be enough for anyone. Even more than enough. But then, I want my own branch of the family tree too, and that’s not a totally unreasonable desire. RIGHT!?!? Ahem.

Whoever you are, I don’t intend to miss you for the rest of my life if I can possibly help it. But I’m not the one that’s supposed to go out and bring you home. You’re supposed to come to me. But when and where and how?? God’s been trying to teach me patience in this matter since I was fourteen years old and Daddy made the mistake of saying, “I wonder who you’ll marry, Bethany?” I’m still a really bad student, I’m afraid. :/ Yep. Still in a hurry to know everything so I can have a plan. It never registers with me that I could have a plan devoid of you, actually. You should be flattered, Mr. He-Who-Is-Yet-To-Be-Named, because you’re the unclaimed compass of my long term direction. <-Look, that was like poetry!! I think I’m on a sugar high.

If I do miss out on you, I’m going to have to put aside my dreams of teaching my own kids how to read, painting every room in a new house, and baking things of excellence for you. I’ll have to just… get odd jobs, travel the world, write fiction full time, and volunteer at children’s hospitals or whatever else I can do to fill up a life. I won’t be an unproductive blot on society or a stagnant waste of space, and I won’t turn into sea foam and float away if you never turn up, (oh, silly little mermaid) but I do think it would be sad not to get to do those domestic wifely things at some point.

I once said I wouldn’t get married until I was 30. Mostly because I’m so big on passing long term friendship stages before anything else, and depending on if and when you show up, it’ll take a while for you to know me thoroughly and vice-versa. Ooo, Latin! That’s an attempt to look intellectual. Fear my intellectualness! (I’m aware that’s not a word, thankyouverymuch.)

I want to know, are you…

Intelligent?

Athletic?

Hilarious?

Adventurous?

Sweet?

Heroic?

A looker?

Or all of the above? Be that. Are you that? Please be that.

I look forward to finding out. Until then, I miss you the most! Hehe.

With Possible Future Love if You Intend on Existing,

Beth & a less than three

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