I love reading friendship quotes. I especially love laughing at the sappiness of them and tacking on additions to make them more suited to my own ideals of friendship.
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
A best friend already kicked everyone out because she realized they were shallow.
“A friend is one who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.”
A best friend rearranges things so you don’t have to be there either.
“A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand… and touches your heart.”
A best friend doesn’t bother with your hand but goes straight for the heart.
“Love is blind. Friends try not to notice.”
Best friends smack you with eyes wide open until you’re ready to be sensible.
“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they are there.”
Best friends harass you with every messaging system available so as not to let you forget they’re there.
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
A best friend is someone who digs up every undesirable thing from your past and then destroys all the evidence.
“Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.”
‘If you leave me I will hurt you’ is better.
“A friend is one who will stand up for you no matter the mistakes you’ve made.”
A best friend has earned the privilege to make fun of your mistakes, but will not allow anyone else to do the same.
“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
A best friend pokes you with something fun.
“Friends are flowers in the garden of life.”
Best friends are shade trees, fruit trees, vegetables, flowers, and nuts.
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.”
Walking with a friend who has a flashlight and a great sense of direction is ideal.