Me: I’m having pain.
Web MD: You’re pregnant.
Me: No, I’m not.
Web MD: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Web MD: Then you’re dying.
Me: What? I don’t think so.
Web MD: Then you’re pregnant.
Me: That’s impossible.
Web MD: Excuse me. Who is the doctor here? I will determine what is possible. Are you female?
Me: Yes.
Web MD: Are you under the age of 55?
Me: Yes.
Web MD: You’re pregnant.
Me: No, I’m not!
Web MD: Are you a medical doctor?
Me: No…
Web MD: Are you a medical student?
Me: No.
Web MD: You’re pregnant.
Me: No!!
Web MD: Are you sure?
Me: N–YES!!
Web MD: You hesitated!! You’re pregnant!
Me: I am not! Pull up a different result! I’m not pregnant! I swear!
Web MD: On your mother’s grave?
Me: My mother is alive!
Web MD: Is she pregnant?
Me: NO!!!
Web MD: Then it’s lupus.
Me: Forget it. I’ll take a cup of tea and two Advil.
Ha ha! Love it. I hope you are feeling better!
If you’d like, here is something else humorous on that image you posted. Warning, though: there is a curse word. (But I just see “filtered” because I use a profanity filter [PureMedia Profanity Filter–it’s a Chrome extension and I recommend it!].)
HAHA!! Love it!! That guide is perfect! I should print it out and take it with me to all ER and doctor visits. :D