Step 1. Open document. Stare. Step 2. Remember you didn’t brush your teeth yet. Brush them. Step 3. Open a new document to put down notes about a mermaid story your teeth brushing inspired. Step 4. Write 400 words of mermaid story. Step 5. Text your Beta to tell her how well writing is going.… Continue reading How To Write Like a Pro
AKA: How to appear awesome.
Just me and my brain on excessive amounts of coffee and Dr. Pepper.
A sickly post.
From someone who knows how.
Apple? No. Trixibell? Gag me. We all expect celebrities to choose ridiculous names for their children, but the appointment of terrible names is a growing trend that needs to stop and it needs to stop now. I’m sure we’ve all heard some strange ones from close friends and family who think they’ve found the perfect… Continue reading How To Name Your Kids
Movie heroines who can’t adapt really bother me. When a privileged girl is forced to move from her urban lifestyle to a run-down country cottage, I expect her to make the best of things. When a woman agrees to an arranged marriage of convenience, I’m going to be angry if she doesn’t at least try… Continue reading How To Adapt