My subconscious likes to torture me. It’s quite rude that way.
I was supposed to be doing something else…
I have the best dreams.
My current Facebook status reads: I had this really elaborate dream where I was sneaking a group of mythical monsters out of a Gothic castle to escape the evil Dr. Frankenstein who was running experiments on them all. We saved the mermaid by dropping her off at Sea World, but the gentle ogre had trouble… Continue reading 5 Dead Guys I Love
So disappointed in Russell Crowe right now.
I can’t get married because I squeal when someone breaks too hard.
If Nazis take over the earth, don’t let me board a spaceship. I beg you.