9 out of 10 bowl of noodle.
[On my lunch break at Panera.] Asian Man: *stands right over me* I need to make a complaint. Me: *slurping noodles* o.o Asian Man: Why are you eating noodle when you are here? Me: They’re so delicious! Asian Man: *laughing* You should not be eating noodle here. Iiii should be eating noodle! You’re not Asian,… Continue reading Panera Noodle
I can’t get married because I squeal when someone breaks too hard.
This is the conversation I had in the car with my recently-turned-twelve-year-old-sister. She: I took a picture of a hot guy for you today. Me: What? When? You were home while I was at work and I’ve been with you the rest of the time. Did you actually stalk a hot guy for me? She:… Continue reading Why My Sister is Awesome
Ditties and a Doolittle.
There’s the full story, Facebookians. Now move away from the status! :P