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Parent Tested, Sunday Approved

When I was little–okay, when I was young–there was a short list of movies we were allowed to watch on Sundays. These were the films that according to my parents had wholesome language, good morals, and wouldn’t risk the wrath of the Lord for defiling his holy day.

The approved movies fell into three main categories: Biblical, Classic Disney, and when Mum and Dad were feeling particularly generous, Animated Hero Classics.

It was at this time I fell in love with John Rolfe and simultaneously discovered that "English needs to be fixed."

Now, when I say “Classic Disney” I don’t mean Fox and the Hound, Little Mermaid, or Dumbo. We weren’t allowed to watch any of those movies until we were over 12 for various reasons. (Language, teenage rebellion/partial nudity, and sheer nightmarish qualities.) For us, Classic Disney included The Incredible Journey, (1963 version, of course) The Swiss Family Robinson, and… nope, I think that was it.

Animated movies, especially with talking animals, were also taboo on Sundays.

Throughout the years my parents have grown far more lax, and I admit it makes me unreasonably upset (and somewhat jealous) that my little siblings are watching things on Sundays I wasn’t allowed to see at all until I was in junior high. (RUINERS OF CHILDHOOD!! I EARNED THE RIGHT TO SEE ALADDIN!! WITH MANY MONTHS OF SCRIPTURE MEMORIZATION!!) It also makes me sad that they’ve seen The Swiss Family Robinson only once in the past two years and do not have the majority of Ben Hur memorized.

“I said no water for him!”

Out of the meager selections of Sunday approved movies, these are my favourites. I remember watching them over and over and over, learning each scene by heart, and still getting excited when the next Sunday came around and we could watch one of them again. These are the rare films I can watch as many times as there are Sundays in a year and never tire of them. They are timeless and wonderful and no person is a complete person until they’ve seen them.

Ben Hur

“Oh Judah, I am not evil.”

I knew this film front to back almost before I could spell “treachery.” (Almost. And I could spell betrayal.) Back in my day–so long ago that a Walkman was considered high tech–Judah Ben Hur was a household name. Our parents were told to drive at “ramming speed,” the proper use of a Roman plume was daily discussed, and no one minded if you stole from a sibling, so long as you held your prize up over your head like a stolen spear. Bahaha. Stolen spear scene. :D

Insubordination is punished by being hung upside-down and made to sweep the decks with those brushy helmet plumes!

Mesalla’s name and the pronunciation of it hailed jokes about “my sala-d” and the glaringly obvious puns involving “Caesar” dressing. Chariot spokes were just about the most frightening thing imaginable, and for once in my life I didn’t care about a romance. Yes, people. That’s right. Ben Hur is a movie I watch for everything but the Esther scenes. I remember we always sped those conversations–or talked really loudly over them.

“WE’RE GOING TO BE RAMMED! WE’RE GOING TO BE RAMMED!”

This movie has everything. (Except an interesting romance. But I think that’s the point; it’s about a relationship with Christ, not a romantic one.) It has Charleton Heston, though. Enough said.

“Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-One. That’s good. Hate keeps a man alive.”

The Sound of Music

This didn’t fall into any of the approved categories, (I guess if your terms of “history” are pretty broad, it could) but it’s a movie about a family that learns how to sing and dance because of a spunky governess. What’s not to love?

Commercials! That’s what! Our VHS was taped from the telly, so we poor souls had to watch The Sound of Music with Christmas ad interruptions and a really weird basketball commercial involving a countdown clock in green neon lights. When we first owned the DVD it was like watching an extended version because the taped one was edited for commercials.

The Ten Commandments

In which Charleton Hesto--I mean MOSES parts the Red Sea!!

The quotes we chose to put to memory always astound me. The classic lines like: “Blood makes poor mortar.” “So let it be written, so let it be done.” and “Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel: Let my people go!” of course we know by heart.

However, these were more likely to be heard by us, and are as quotable as the day we first heard them…

“I love you, my mother. But am I your son?”

“You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more… and trust you less.”

“The old windbag.”
“I agree with him.”

“Great King… I will ask but one favor of your friendship. This green stone, from our mountains. That I may give it to your Prince of Egypt. For he is kind… as well as wise.”

“JASHUAH!! JASHUAAAH!!”

“What do you see, Sephora?”
“A man.”
“A MAN!?” ” “What kind of man!?” “Just one man?” “Is he handsome?” “Look at his sandals.” “Egyptian.” “His robe is not Egyptian…”
“Who cares, he’s a man!”

The Swiss Family Robinson

I won’t even put a single quote in this section, because I could carry on to quote almost the entire movie. I’ll just… okay, fine. One quote. “We gotta have those lions and tigers! Or else… well that’s the whole idea!”

My younger siblings were finally watching this the other day and it amazed me how fantastic this movie still is. I’ve seen it more than thirty times, I’m sure, but I find myself laughing over Fritz and Ernst’s fist fights like it’s new each time. It’s the sort of movie that makes you think, “How did they manage to do that?” without the special effects Avatar boasts and the 3D crap that’s so rampant today.

Why don’t they make movies like these anymore? *sigh*

When I hear the word “classic” these are the films that automatically spring to my mind. Whenever one of these movies is lovingly placed in the DVD player, to this day one of the older siblings will pipe up with, “Oh! A Sunday approved movie!”

I’m curious. Did anyone else have parents with a special list of movies clean enough for Sundays? What about traditional holiday films? Any movies you watch only for a special occasion?

“We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well. And live.”

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Friday Night YouTube

This is horrible, but it makes me laugh.

Hmmmm. Kill the dollar bill?

Personally, I love pennies. But I also have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things. **quote alert**

Sometimes I think to myself, “I should really make videos again.” But then I see things like this and realize I don’t need to. Because this is basically what I intend on doing before the director/best friend/makeup artist comes in and edits to make it… not this. :P

Not gonna lie. That’s what goes through my brain 90% of the time. Also, out of loyalty to my best friend, I hate this girl for spending time with Alex Day (nerimon) in Africa. Since he is future husband of said best friend.

Aaaand… undeniable proof that I have a YouTube twin….

Thus concludes the reason I don’t vlog or make videos anymore. She’s basically me, but prettier and with better equipment. :)

Same YouTuber, a more mellow, pretty, soft, visual…ness.

And mum and I finished Lois and Clark Season 2 and the first episode of 3!! If y’all haven’t seen it, you’re missing out. It’s the only Superman I stand by. Cheese fest, sometimes, but that only makes it more wonderful.

I hate stupid YouTube that cuts off the last few seconds, visually speaking. Because his face after that is priceless. :P

Watching this version of Pride and Prejudice, too. It’s… hehehehe. Well, it’s different. I hate their costumes most of the time. Mr. Darcy is a robot. Lizzy acts very smug sometimes, but she’s not horrible–yet. And Mary is Miss Awkward Beth. Me. At my worst. That’s her.

Enjoy!

 

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Friday Night YouTube

H20: Just Add Woodah

It’s a little bit pathetic how much I love(d) this show. It’s quite intoxicating. Like cheap wine. And I am now using it as a coping method for unreasonably sad episodes of Game of Thrones where characters I was attached to don’t survive the broadsword politics.

I dare you to listen to that song upwards of  3 times a day and not get it in your head. For anyone at work who wonders what I’m singing when I say, “The mehmaid theme song!” this is it.

Except we recently went through Season 2 where everything is bonkers. I hate Charlotte. Hate her so much. Airy-voiced little boyfriend-stealing red-head of SHAME! *sniffles* Lewis and Cleo belong together. (She really does upset me a lot.)

Well, enjoy Rikki singing karaoke to end on a high note. ;)

Teen Titans

I miss the Teen Titans. A lot. I’m due for a marathon.

Paul Byrom Jigs

To skip to the jig, go to 3:55. Not the best quality, but fun, nonetheless. :)

I find that although I don’t watch shows like Dancing with the Stars, I have a knack for finding videos of celebrities dancing. For those who are unaware, that’s Paul Byrom of Celtic Thunder fame.

Alex Reads Twilight

Beware language. And general inappropriateness. But this is tremendously funny. :D

“I was mugged!” “What did he look like?” “He was tall with bronze hair!”

Brilliant. Hehehe.

Dad Cop 2

Don’t remember how appropriate or otherwise this is; just that it’s hilarious and I giggle just thinking about it. :P

“Well you’re …. off the FACE!”

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On a Desert Island

When I get lazy I do surveys.

That’s a poor excuse. I do these for fun whether I’m lazy or not. :P

If You Were Stranded…

I think the rules are pretty self-explanatory so I feel no need to post any.

DVD: Lord of the Rings
I count the extended boxed set of the trilogy to be a “DVD.” It’s only fair. If I have to choose just one, I’d take The Fellowship of the Ring. Not sure why. Probably because I like beginnings. And Sean Bean. :)

TV Series Box Set: Teen Titans
I do love my crime dramas, (Psych, Bones, Criminal Minds…) but Teen Titans can be watched over and over and still hold the same joy as the first time around. Also, it wouldn’t make me paranoid to be alone in the dark on my island. :P

CD: Phantom of the Opera [Extended 2 Disc Soundtrack]
Since I suppose making a mix CD would be cheating. But if not, it would be part Broadway musical, part 80′s music, and part classical. With a bit of country.

Book: Chalice
Robin McKinley needs to publish a “Complete Works” edition, because choosing between Chalice and Sunshine is like choosing between your thumb and your ring finger.

Song: I See The Light -Tangled
My favorite song changes every other day pretty much, but since I used up my only movie to bring, I need this song to play the best scene over and over in my head. :)

Board game: Risk
Because if I’m playing by myself, I want something that can be used creatively while solo. (Is there a dinosaur version of Risk? That would be awesome.) And maybe I’d actually master the real rules in the meantime.

Drink: Horizon Chocolate Milk
This is assuming I have clean drinking water. Hm. Maybe assuming things is bad. Well, this is all hypothetical, so I’ll leave it be. :P These things are my drug. I would use them sparingly, even if I had an endless supply. I’d use them as self motivational tools and rewards for things like building a shelter and killing the giant bug I found in my shelter.

Electronic: Laptop
Even if I don’t get internet, at least I can type my stories. And all my music is on here, as are a few downloaded movies, so what do you have to say now, previous questions!? HAH!

Beauty Item: Razor
So I don’t become Dr. Zira.

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A man with a nose

I live!!

Work continues to be a challenge, but it provides me with Europe funds and except for the more irate customers who seem only to be embittered by the heat, it is a lovely environment too. But you don’t want to hear about work!

I’m watching Kate and Leopold! :D Heehee. Thaaat’s more like it. I’d forgotten how wonderful I find this film. Victorian Duke meets modern girl and romance inevitably ensues. Yeah, my dream come true. Where do I get me a Victorian man?

But seeing Leopold (Hugh Jackman) in a certain profile shot made me think, “My, my, but that man has a fine nose!” And that’s not uncommon for me to think.

It makes a profile more distinguished. Somehow I associate it with eloquence as well.

Here are some pictorial representations of a distinguished nose. ;) Visual aid! (Or eye candy.) I mean, this is educational! It’s physiognomy! Which is totally a science!

There’s the man who started this post. Say “hullo” to Hugh Jackman, lllllllladies. He does many things in this movie of which I approve. Speaks like a literary character, smolders at the screen, wears turtlenecks and long black trench coats, rolls his sleeves up, and is like what Prince Charming would be if he had emotions. You know, like anger and disappointment and whatnot. <3

This wasn’t supposed to be an explanation of why my next fictional husband is him. But I’m entitled to some rambling. I did my duty to society this afternoon at the cafe! *sniffles*

I remember reading somewhere that when asked what women first notice about him, Ioan Gruffudd said his nose. :) I think that’s in his favor. He has a lovely nose.

As you can see, everything about Richard Armitage is swoon-worthy. But his nose totally plays a part in that.

Adrian Brody should play in a movie entitled: A Man With a Nose.

That’s it. I gifted womankind with this post and now I’m going to finish my movie.

I wonder if that’s Hugh Jackman’s real penmanship in that letter there…

Penmanship is another thing I admire. :) Heehee. But that’s for another post. At another hour.

Goodnight!

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